[Rhodes22-list] proverbs

[Clarke, Donald R (Don), NPONS]

> > Non-Biblical Proverbs
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> > 1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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> > 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just=20
> > don't have film.
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> > 3. A day without sunshine is like... night.
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> > 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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> > 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending=20
> > machine.
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> > 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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> > 7. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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> > 8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who=20
> > don't.
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> > 9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel=20
> > universe.
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> > 10. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you=20
> > say will be misquoted then used against you.
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> > 11. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be=20
> > without sponges.
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> > 12. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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> > 13. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it=20
> > remains so popular?
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> > 14. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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> > 15. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its=20
> > burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living
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> > 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50=20
> > chance of getting something right, there's a 90%=20
> > probability you'll get it wrong.
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> > 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world=20
> > end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try=20
> > and pass them.
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> > 19. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
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> > 20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make=20
> > up 75% of the world's population.
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> > 21. The things that come to those who wait are=20
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> > the things left by those who got there first.
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> > 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for=20
> > doing well.
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> > 23. It was recently discovered that research causes=20
> > cancer in rats.
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> > 24. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody=20
> > listens.
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> > 25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of=20
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> > 26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some=20
> > people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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