[Rhodes22-list] "Old" Jokes

[Paul Grandholm]

>A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
>hearing aid.  It cost me four thousand dollars, and
>it's state of the art."
>
>"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
>
>"Twelve thirty."
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>
>Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a
>physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris
>walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on
>his arm.
>
>A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and
>said, "You're really
>doing great, aren't you?"
>
>Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor:'Get
>a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
>
>The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a
>heart murmur. Be careful."
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>
>As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his
>car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
>urgently warning him,  "Herman, I just heard on the
>news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280
>Interstate. Please be careful!"
>
>"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds
>of them!"
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>
>An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home
>for dinner one evening.
>He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every
>request to his wife
>with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling,
>Sweetheart, Pumpkin,
>etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and,
>clearly, they were
>still very much in love.
>
>While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over
>and said to his host,
>"I think it's wonderful that, after all these years,
>you still call
>your wife those loving pet names."
>
>The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the
>truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years
>ago."


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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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