[Rhodes22-list] joke

[brad haslett]

A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at
the airport after   midnight. While en route to his
home, he asked the cabby
if he would be   a witness. The man suspected his wife
was having an affair
and expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the
cabby agreed to be a witness.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled the
blanket back, and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The
husband put his gun to the
man's head, and the wife shouted,"Don't do it! This
man has been very generous.

Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought
for you? He did! Who
do you think paid for our new cabin cruiser? He did!
Who do you think pays
our monthly country club dues you believe I budget
for? He does!"

The husband looked over at the cab driver and said,
"What would you do in a
case like this?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover him before he catches a
cold!"



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