[Rhodes22-list] Jokes -Thoughts on sex

[Paul Grandholm]

>Tom Clancy:
>"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
>natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
>
>Steve Martin:
>"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex?
>Me neither."
>
>Drew Carey:
>"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
>meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
>
>Woody Allen:
>"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
>a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
>
>Rodney Dangerfield:
>"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life
>at all."
>
>Rodney Dangerfield:
>"My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat
>of the car...and she wanted me to drive."
>
>George Burns:
>"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
>getting married."
>
>George Burns:
>"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
>rope."
>
>Lynn Lavner:
>"There are a number of mechanical devices which
>increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.  Chief
>among these is the Mercedes-Benz380SL."
>
>Harvey Korman:
>"Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
>condemned building."


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Paul Grandholm
C&H Technology
GrandPower Components Div.
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