[Rhodes22-list] Re: Joke - todays headlines

[Steve Alm]

Rik, that's cruelty to the hogs.  I'll report you the the ASPCA!
Slim

On 3/31/03 10:01 PM, "Rik Sandberg" <sanderico@earthlink.net> wrote:

> Michael,
> 
> Nah, I'm not in favor of us using nukes, chems, or bio, in any circumstances.
> Too much chance of hurting folks that just don't need to be hurt. And, God
> only know where the fallout might go. It's not worth it. We've got enough
> conventional bombs to obliterate most of Iraq, without nukes, if need be.
> 
> If Saddam should decide to unleash such an atrocity though, the mean spirited
> side of me thinks he sould be hunted down like a dog, if it take the next
> thirty years to do it. When he is caught, alive of course, but well
> tenderized, if a brush chipper is not handy, then one should be procurred. Of
> course we will explain to Saddam that the reason his execution is being
> delayed is that we are waiting for the brush chipper to arrive, this should
> give him a little something to think about while he waits. Once it gets there
> (the chipper) we can take Saddam out and show it to him. Fire it up, maybe
> run a branch or two through it to make sure it's working right. Make sure he
> understands that we are going to feed him into it a little at a time, feet
> first, and maybe even pull him back a few times, just to make sure that he is
> truly getting the full benefit of the experience. Of course he needs to know
> also that we will use his remains to slop some farmers hogs when the chipper
> is done with him. Being turned into pork, that should make him very happy.
> Then when we have him positioned just right and ready to feed in, the kind
> hearted side of me takes over and we  just shoot him in the head and leave
> him lie there for the vultures. Well, we could feed him to some farmer's hogs
> anyway, but I don't know if the hogs would have him.
> 
> Sometimes, I'm a pretty nice guy
> Rik
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