[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline

Michael Meltzer mjm@michaelmeltzer.com
Tue, 1 Apr 2003 12:47:07 -0500


Now I get it, very creative, my complements. 

>From a marketing prospective, I not sure how a bar would go over :-)

MJM

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 12:42 PM
Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline


> 2 thur 4 are alright with me.  But I try to be
> flexible.  
> 
> so you don't like my new courty name.  I desert need a
> Bar and with all that oil; might as well set up a few
> gas stations.
> Steve
> 
> 
> --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> > He was a great one, no to ways about him, he got the
> > job dome.
> > 
> > You got me "Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas Station"????
> > 
> > OK. arm chair Generals. Right now their is a
> > "intelligent minds think alike" debate, our friend
> > in Iraq might use chemical weapons,
> > US will not use it stocks of chemical weapons in
> > return(most are being destroyed),  The SOP response
> > is to go nuclear.
> > 
> > what happen after the attack:
> > 1)do you just take it, and set the present of no
> > response? war crimes
> > 2)do use the small one from 155 artily(1-20 ktons)
> > on the troops, take out the valleys(still a woman
> > and children issue)
> > 3)do you take out sadom home town with the larger
> > ones(400 ktons)
> > 4)do you announce that in 24 hours a city killer(1
> > meg+) will drop on down town bagda and the people
> > can walk out and be screened at
> > the check points, BTW the only way to stop it if the
> > top 50 Iraq's are lined up against the wall and
> > shot.
> > 5)other
> > 
> > Come on guys, it simple with 20-20 hind sight, but
> > this is a very real possibility, what would you do?
> > 
> > MJM
> > 
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 4:13 PM
> > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays
> > Headline
> > 
> > 
> > > If we only had more Genrals like Patton!!!  We
> > could
> > > circle thur Silra, up into Turkey, wipe out Iran
> > move
> > > over to North Keroa, circle back thru Libra then
> > down
> > > on France.  Do away with all those countries name
> > that
> > > are to hard to spell and creat one like:
> > >
> > > Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas Station.  Now that would be a
> > > country worth visiting:-)
> > > Steve
> > >
> > >
> > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > I try again :-)
> > > >
> > > > Mind Blowing (the feeling that the world has
> > turned
> > > > upside down, bewildered, the expected reactions
> > to
> > > > hallucinogenic drugs :-)
> > > >
> > > > IIRC you once mention "how proud of your son in
> > SF
> > > > that got arrested in a peace march" not to
> > mention I
> > > > pretty sure you were against
> > > > the war.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > impersonation
> > > >       Definition
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >   An act whereby an entity assumes the identity
> > and
> > > > privileges of another entity without
> > restrictions
> > > > and without any visible
> > > > indication to the recipients of the
> > impersonator's
> > > > calls that delegation has occurred.
> > Impersonation is
> > > > a case of simple delegation.
> > > > See delegation.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > impersonation Of General Gorge Patton (after the
> > > > landings of d-day, during the battle of the
> > bulge)
> > > > begging General Omar Badly for
> > > > command of Third Army. Your must have seen the
> > > > movie, it a classic
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How that :-)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > MJM
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "General Boats" <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > To: <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 3:52 PM
> > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -
> > Todays
> > > > Headline
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > General Boats wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > MM,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "mind blowing?"   "I am pound of my son
> > ...?"
> > > > "...impression Patton begging Badly  ?"
> > > > > > michael, you have a great mind (if not a
> > great
> > > > spell checker), and a mind is a terrible thing
> > to
> > > > waste.  Of course you can be
> > > > against
> > > > > > war and in favor of winning.  I like Brad's
> > > > quote better: "intelligent minds think alike..."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > stan/gbi.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael Meltzer wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > mind blowing.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > we went from "I am pound of my son who
> > needed
> > > > to be bail out" to a pretty good impression
> > Patton
> > > > begging Badly for control of
> > > > 3 Army
> > > > > > > :-)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MJM
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > > From: "General Boats"
> > <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 6:49 AM
> > > > > > > Subject: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -
> > > > Todays Headline
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > think I would like to play.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I say the war will be won from the
> > North.
> > > > a) since Turkey has not
> > > > > > > > cooperated, it would be unexpected.  b)
> > > > unlike the citizens in the South,
> > > > > > > > the Kurds are itching to fight for "our
> > > > cause",  c) we have airfields that
> > > > > > > > are working for us. Put me in charge. I
> > can
> > > > handle it from here.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > stan/gbi
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
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