[ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays Headline

Steve rhodes2282@yahoo.com
Tue, 1 Apr 2003 11:08:30 -0800 (PST)


Excellent, Michael:-) 
Steve

--- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> Maybe a hash bar would work, that sould chill them
> out :-) I am pretty sure thier is nothing against
> smoking, just have to make sure
> that we do not stick them with our anti-smoking laws
> :-)
> 
> MJM
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 12:50 PM
> Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke - Todays
> Headline
> 
> 
> > Well, Michael, that what wrong with all those
> Aabh;
> > they don't drink.  If we could turn them all into
> a
> > bunch of drunks; think how much better the world
> would
> > be:-)  Worked on the Indians you know:-)
> > Steve
> >
> >
> > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> wrote:
> > > Now I get it, very creative, my complements.
> > >
> > > >From a marketing prospective, I not sure how a
> bar
> > > would go over :-)
> > >
> > > MJM
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 12:42 PM
> > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke -
> Todays
> > > Headline
> > >
> > >
> > > > 2 thur 4 are alright with me.  But I try to be
> > > > flexible.
> > > >
> > > > so you don't like my new courty name.  I
> desert
> > > need a
> > > > Bar and with all that oil; might as well set
> up a
> > > few
> > > > gas stations.
> > > > Steve
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > wrote:
> > > > > He was a great one, no to ways about him, he
> got
> > > the
> > > > > job dome.
> > > > >
> > > > > You got me "Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas
> Station"????
> > > > >
> > > > > OK. arm chair Generals. Right now their is a
> > > > > "intelligent minds think alike" debate, our
> > > friend
> > > > > in Iraq might use chemical weapons,
> > > > > US will not use it stocks of chemical
> weapons in
> > > > > return(most are being destroyed),  The SOP
> > > response
> > > > > is to go nuclear.
> > > > >
> > > > > what happen after the attack:
> > > > > 1)do you just take it, and set the present
> of no
> > > > > response? war crimes
> > > > > 2)do use the small one from 155 artily(1-20
> > > ktons)
> > > > > on the troops, take out the valleys(still a
> > > woman
> > > > > and children issue)
> > > > > 3)do you take out sadom home town with the
> > > larger
> > > > > ones(400 ktons)
> > > > > 4)do you announce that in 24 hours a city
> > > killer(1
> > > > > meg+) will drop on down town bagda and the
> > > people
> > > > > can walk out and be screened at
> > > > > the check points, BTW the only way to stop
> it if
> > > the
> > > > > top 50 Iraq's are lined up against the wall
> and
> > > > > shot.
> > > > > 5)other
> > > > >
> > > > > Come on guys, it simple with 20-20 hind
> sight,
> > > but
> > > > > this is a very real possibility, what would
> you
> > > do?
> > > > >
> > > > > MJM
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282@yahoo.com>
> > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 4:13 PM
> > > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list] Joke
> -
> > > Todays
> > > > > Headline
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > If we only had more Genrals like Patton!!!
>  We
> > > > > could
> > > > > > circle thur Silra, up into Turkey, wipe
> out
> > > Iran
> > > > > move
> > > > > > over to North Keroa, circle back thru
> Libra
> > > then
> > > > > down
> > > > > > on France.  Do away with all those
> countries
> > > name
> > > > > that
> > > > > > are to hard to spell and creat one like:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Shell-Bomb Bar & Gas Station.  Now that
> would
> > > be a
> > > > > > country worth visiting:-)
> > > > > > Steve
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --- Michael Meltzer
> <mjm@michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > I try again :-)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mind Blowing (the feeling that the world
> has
> > > > > turned
> > > > > > > upside down, bewildered, the expected
> > > reactions
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > hallucinogenic drugs :-)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > IIRC you once mention "how proud of your
> son
> > > in
> > > > > SF
> > > > > > > that got arrested in a peace march" not
> to
> > > > > mention I
> > > > > > > pretty sure you were against
> > > > > > > the war.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > impersonation
> > > > > > >       Definition
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >   An act whereby an entity assumes the
> > > identity
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > privileges of another entity without
> > > > > restrictions
> > > > > > > and without any visible
> > > > > > > indication to the recipients of the
> > > > > impersonator's
> > > > > > > calls that delegation has occurred.
> > > > > Impersonation is
> > > > > > > a case of simple delegation.
> > > > > > > See delegation.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > impersonation Of General Gorge Patton
> (after
> > > the
> > > > > > > landings of d-day, during the battle of
> the
> > > > > bulge)
> > > > > > > begging General Omar Badly for
> > > > > > > command of Third Army. Your must have
> seen
> > > the
> > > > > > > movie, it a classic
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > How that :-)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > MJM
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > > From: "General Boats"
> > > <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > > > > To: <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 3:52 PM
> > > > > > > Subject: Re: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list]
> Joke
> > > -
> > > > > Todays
> > > > > > > Headline
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > General Boats wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > MM,
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "mind blowing?"   "I am pound of my
> son
> > > > > ...?"
> > > > > > > "...impression Patton begging Badly  ?"
> > > > > > > > > michael, you have a great mind (if
> not a
> > > > > great
> > > > > > > spell checker), and a mind is a terrible
> > > thing
> > > > > to
> > > > > > > waste.  Of course you can be
> > > > > > > against
> > > > > > > > > war and in favor of winning.  I like
> > > Brad's
> > > > > > > quote better: "intelligent minds think
> > > alike..."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > stan/gbi.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael Meltzer wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > mind blowing.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > we went from "I am pound of my son
> who
> > > > > needed
> > > > > > > to be bail out" to a pretty good
> impression
> > > > > Patton
> > > > > > > begging Badly for control of
> > > > > > > 3 Army
> > > > > > > > > > :-)
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > MJM
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > > > > > From: "General Boats"
> > > > > <wwrhodes@rhodes22.com>
> > > > > > > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > > > > <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 6:49
> AM
> > > > > > > > > > Subject: [ham] Re: [Rhodes22-list]
> > > Joke -
> > > > > > > Todays Headline
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > think I would like to play.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I say the war will be won from
> the
> > > > > North.
> > > > > > > a) since Turkey has not
> > > > > > > > > > > cooperated, it would be
> unexpected.
> > > b)
> > > > > > > unlike the citizens in the South,
> > > > > > > > > > > the Kurds are itching to fight
> for
> > > "our
> > > > > > > cause",  c) we have airfields that
> > > > > > > > > > > are working for us. Put me in
> > > charge. I
> > > > > can
> > > > > > > handle it from here.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > stan/gbi
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > >
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