[Rhodes22-list] test

Wally Buck tnrhodey at hotmail.com
Tue Aug 5 19:13:10 EDT 2003 

Perhaps they used the old "two finger rule".


>From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
>Reply-To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
>Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 15:54:18 -0400
>
>but the question is an 1858 standard and a scot (is it a scot or the welsh 
>that are cheap ?) :-)
>
>MJM
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Wally Buck" <tnrhodey at hotmail.com>
>To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 3:34 PM
>Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
>
>
> > Most people figure either 20 or 17 shots in a fifth not 18.  Some use 1 
>1/4
> > ounces, others use 1 1/2 ounces. Then again any self respecting shot 
>drinker
> > doesn't need to measure.
> >
> > Wally
> >
> > >From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> > >Reply-To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > >To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > >Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> > >Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 14:44:54 -0400
> > >
> > >I am waiting for either bill or rummy on the 18 shot story :-)
> > >
> > >MJM
> > >
> > >----- Original Message -----
> > >From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
> > >To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > >Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 2:44 PM
> > >Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> > >
> > >
> > > > Excellent, Michael.  Especially the one about the
> > > > beer:-)
> > > > Steve
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com> wrote:
> > > > > well then, here some jokes :-)
> > > > >
> > > > > MJM
> > > > >
> > > > > An Indian and a priest are walking through the
> > > > > woods. The priest is teaching
> > > > > the Indian the English language, so he can be
> > > > > integrated into the "white
> > > > > man's society".
> > > > >
> > > > > As they walk along, the priest sees a tree and says
> > > > > to the Indian, "Tree."
> > > > > They continue walking along and come upon a bush,
> > > > > and the priest says to the
> > > > > Indian, "Bush".
> > > > >
> > > > > They keep walking and eventually come out into a
> > > > > small clearing, where they
> > > > > come upon a man and a woman having sex. The priest
> > > > > is so upset that he's not
> > > > > sure what he should tell the Indian. The only thing
> > > > > he can think of to say
> > > > > is, "Man riding a bicycle."
> > > > >
> > > > > The Indian then pulls out his bow and arrow, aims
> > > > > and instantly kills the
> > > > > man. The priest turns to the Indian and says,
> > > > > "What'd you do that for?"
> > > > >
> > > > > The Indian replies, "MY bicycle!!"
> > > > >
> > > > >  - from Kevin Haggerty
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Ever wonder why golf is growing in popularity and
> > > > > why people who don't even
> > > > > play go to tournaments or watch it on TV? These
> > > > > truisms may shed light:
> > > > >
> > > > > o Golf is an honorable game, with the overwhelming
> > > > > majority of players being
> > > > > honorable people who don't need referees.
> > > > > o Golfers don't have some of their players in jail
> > > > > every week.
> > > > > o Golfers don't scratch their privates on the golf
> > > > > course.
> > > > > o Golfers don't kick dirt on, or throw bottles at,
> > > > > other people.
> > > > > o Professional golfers are compensated in direct
> > > > > proportion to how well they
> > > > > play.
> > > > > o Golfers don't get per diem and two seats on a
> > > > > charter flight when they
> > > > > travel between tournaments.
> > > > > o Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand
> > > > > new contracts, because of
> > > > > another player's deal.
> > > > > o Professional golfers don't demand that the
> > > > > taxpayers pay for the courses
> > > > > on which they play.
> > > > > o When golfers make a mistake, nobody is there to
> > > > > cover for them or back
> > > > > them up.
> > > > > o The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one
> > > > > year than the National
> > > > > Football League does in two.
> > > > > o You can watch the best golfers in the world up
> > > > > close, at any tournament,
> > > > > including the majors, all day, every day for $25 or
> > > > > $30. The cost for a seat
> > > > > in the nosebleed section at the Super Bowl will cost
> > > > > around $300 or more.
> > > > > o You can bring a picnic lunch to the tournament
> > > > > golf course, watch the best
> > > > > in the world and not spend a small fortune on food
> > > > > and drink. Try that at
> > > > > one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football
> > > > > stadiums. If you bring a
> > > > > soft drink into a ballpark, they'll give you two
> > > > > options -- get rid of it or
> > > > > leave.
> > > > > o In golf you cannot fail 70% of the time and make
> > > > > $9 million a season, like
> > > > > the best baseball hitters (.300 batting average) do.
> > > > > o Golf doesn't change its rules to attract fans.
> > > > > o Golfers have to adapt to an entirely new playing
> > > > > area each week.
> > > > > o Golfers keep their clothes on while they are being
> > > > > interviewed.
> > > > > o Golf doesn't have free agency.
> > > > > o In their prime, Greg Norman, Arnold Palmer and
> > > > > other stars, would shake
> > > > > your hand and say they were happy to meet you. In
> > > > > his prime Jose Canseco
> > > > > wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."
> > > > > o You can hear birds chirping on the golf course
> > > > > during a tournament.
> > > > > o At a golf tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded
> > > > > sports stadiums and
> > > > > arenas) you won't hear a steady stream of four
> > > > > letter words and nasty name
> > > > > calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer
> > > > > on you.
> > > > > o Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball three times as far
> > > > > as Barry Bonds can hit
> > > > > a baseball.
> > > > > o Golf courses don't ruin the neighborhood.
> > > > >
> > > > > Finally, here's a slice of golf history you might
> > > > > enjoy. Why do full-length
> > > > > golf courses have 18 holes, and not 20, or 10 or an
> > > > > even dozen? (Mumf query:
> > > > > didn't Robin Williams explain this?) During a
> > > > > discussion among the club's
> > > > > membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, one of the
> > > > > members pointed out that
> > > > > it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off a fifth of
> > > > > Scotch. By limiting
> > > > > himself to only one shot of Scotch per hole, the
> > > > > Scot figured a round of
> > > > > golf was finished when the Scotch ran out. Now you
> > > > > know.
> > > > >
> > > > >  - from Dave Houpert
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
> > > > > chair, turned on the TV,
> > > > > and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
> > > > > it starts."
> > > > >
> > > > > She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> > > > > When he finished it, he
> > > > > said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
> > > > > start."
> > > > >
> > > > > This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
> > > > > a beer. When it was
> > > > > gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it
> > > > > starts."
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's it!" She blows  her top! "You bastard! You
> > > > > waltz in here, flop your
> > > > > fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then
> > > > > expect me to run around
> > > > > like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook,
> > > > > clean, wash, and iron all
> > > > > day long?"
> > > > >
> > > > > The husband  sighed, "Damn, it's started..."
> > > > >
> > > > >  - from Jim Pocius
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
> > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > > <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 2:09 PM
> > > > > Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > I didn't mean for everyone to stop playing on the
> > > > > > internet; just Michael:-)  List is getting quite!
> > > > > > Steve
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --- Steve <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > Well them, you need to get to work and no more
> > > > > > > playing
> > > > > > > on the internet:-)
> > > > > > > Steve
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > as far as the list, none, it was maintaince,
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > > every quarter I update the systems, in this
> > > > > case
> > > > > > > > that and a buffer overflow
> > > > > > > > securcity problem got posted yesterday,
> > > > > fishing up
> > > > > > > > the second half of 17 systems tonight.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > MJM
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > > > From: "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com>
> > > > > > > > To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list"
> > > > > > > > <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> > > > > > > > Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 8:43 AM
> > > > > > > > Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] test
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Is it working:-)  What did you upgrade.
> > > > > > > > > Steve
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > --- Michael Meltzer <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > testing due to upgrade
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
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