[Rhodes22-list] Re: [rhodes-list] Bear joke

G & D Barrera dbarrera@attbi.com
Fri, 31 Jan 2003 20:05:13 -0600


Thena

Love puns!!!

Glen
ChickieBabe
Burnham Harbor
Chicago, IL


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Thena Carville" <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
To: <rhodes-list@sailnet.net>; <rhodes22-list@rhodes22.org>
Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 11:14 AM
Subject: [rhodes-list] Bear joke


> Thought some of you might like this one...
> 
> Thena
> 
> 
> 
> A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits
> down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands
> a beer.
> 
> The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
> beer to bears in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
> served a beer.
> 
> The bartender tells him again, more
> forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears
> in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve
> me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
> end of the bar."
> 
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
> eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
> demands a beer.
> 
> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
> on drugs."
> 
> The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
> 
> The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
> barbitchyouate."
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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