[Rhodes22-list] Bear joke

Steve rhodes2282@yahoo.com
Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:55:15 -0800 (PST)


Good one, Thena:-)
Steve

--- Thena Carville <thenacarville@worldnet.att.net>
wrote:
> Thought some of you might like this one...
> 
> Thena
> 
> 
> 
> A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and
> sits
> down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands
> a beer.
> 
> The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
> beer to bears in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
> served a beer.
> 
> The bartender tells him again, more
> forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent
> bears
> in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve
> me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
> end of the bar."
> 
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
> 
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as
> promised,
> eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
> demands a beer.
> 
> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
> on drugs."
> 
> The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
> 
> The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
> barbitchyouate."
> 
> 
> 
> 
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