[Rhodes22-list] joke

[Alex Bell]

 A Medical Funeral
>>>>
>>>> A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A  huge heart
>>> covered
>>>> in flowers stood
>>>> behind the casket during the services.
>>>>
>>>>  Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
>>>> rolled  inside. The heart then closed, sealing the
>>>> doctor in the  beautiful heart forever. At that point,
>>>> one of the mourners  burst into laughter.
>>>>
>>>> When confronted, he  said: "I'm sorry, I was just
>>>> thinking of my own funeral, I'm a  Gynecologist."
>>>>
>>>> At that point, the  proctologist fainted.
>>>>
>>>>