[Rhodes22-list] JOKE: BLONDE COOK BOOK

[Eaton, Gil]

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> BLONDE COOK BOOK
> 
> MONDAY:
> 
> It's fun to cook for Bob.
> Today  I made angel food cake.
> The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
> The  neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
> 
> TUESDAY:
> Bob  wanted fruit salad for supper.
> The recipe said serve without dressing.
> So I didn't dress.
> What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for  supper.
> 
> WEDNESDAY:
> A good day for rice.
> The recipe said wash  thoroughly before steaming the rice.
> It seemed kinda of silly but I took a  bath.
> I can't say it improved the rice any.
> 
> THURSDAY:
> Today Bob  asked for salad again.
> I tried a new recipe.
> It said prepare  ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour
> before
> serving.
> Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the
> garden.
> 
> FRIDAY:
> I found an easy recipe for cookies.
> It said put  all ingredients in bowl and beat it.
> There must have been something wrong  with this recipe.
> When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
> 
> SATURDAY:
> Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
> He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
> For some reason Bob keeps  counting to ten.
> 
> SUNDAY:
> Bob's folks came to dinner.
> I wanted to  serve roast.
> All I could find was hamburger.
> Suddenly I had a flash of  genius.
> I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
> It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
> 
> GOOD NIGHT  DEAR DIARY.
> 
> This has been a very exciting week.
> I am eager for  tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
> If we could just get  a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with
> Chocolate  Moose.
> 
>