[Rhodes22-list] The secret to being Married 50 Years

[pdgrand at nospam.wmis.net]

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: 


1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some 

good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 

2. We also sleep in separate beds. 

Hers is in Des Moines and mine is in Cedar Rapids. 

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere 

I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker 

Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So 

I bought her an electric chair. 

7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 

Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage. 

8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 

9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt 

her. 

10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I 

said, "Dust!"


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   My wife and I have the   1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a   wine, some
   good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go   2. We also sleep in   Hers is in Des Moines and   3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her   4. I asked my wife where   "Somewhere
   I haven't been in a long   kitchen.
   5. We always hold hands. If   6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and   maker
   Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to   down!". So
   I bought her an electric chair.
   7. Remember.... Marriage is   Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.   8. I married Miss Right. I   Always.
   9. I haven't spoken to my   interrupt
   her.
   10. The last fight was my   TV?".... I
   said, "Dust!"

   Donna Epstein
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