[Rhodes22-list] Insight for the Liberals (Joke-maybe; maybe not)

[Steve Alm]

Hey Steve,

I got my welfare check in the mail today.  Thank you for doing that for me.
It's great living off of guys like you.  This being-a-liberal stuff is
fantastic!  You should try it.  No, wait!  YOU stop lollygagging around on
the computer and get back to work!  I need another box of wine and some
Swisher Sweets!!!

Slim


On 4/11/04 9:22 AM, "Steve" <rhodes2282 at yahoo.com> wrote:

> 
> 
>>         "We the sensible people of the United
>> States, in an attempt to help
>> everyone get along, restore some semblance of
>> justice, avoid more riots,
>> keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and
>> secure the blessings of
>> debt free liberty to ourselves and our
>> great-great-great-grandchildren,
>> hereby try one more time to ordain and establish
>> some common sense
>> guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden,
>> delusional, and other
>> liberal bed-wetters.
>> 
>>         We hold these truths to be self evident:
>> that a whole lot of people
>> are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim
>> they require a Bill of
>> NON-Rights."
>> 
>>         ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a
>> new car, big screen TV, or
>> any other form of wealth. More power to you if you
>> can legally acquire them,
>> but no one is guaranteeing anything.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to
>> never be offended. This
>> country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
>> for everyone -- not just
>> you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
>> express a different opinion,
>> etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably
>> always will be.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be
>> free from harm. If you
>> stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more
>> careful, do not expect the
>> tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
>> independently wealthy.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to
>> free food and housing.
>> Americans are the most charitable people to be
>> found, and will gladly help
>> anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
>> subsidizing generation
>> after generation of professional couch potatoes who
>> achieve nothing more
>> than the creation of another generation of
>> professional couch potatoes.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free
>> health care. That would
>> be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're
>> just not interested in
>> public health care.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to
>> physically harm other
>> people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
>> kill someone, don't be
>> surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
>> the electric chair.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to
>> the possessions of others.
>> If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or
>> services of other citizens,
>> don't be surprised if the rest of us get together
>> and lock you away in a
>> place where you still won't have the right to a big
>> screen color TV or a
>> life of leisure.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a
>> job. All of us sure
>> want you to have a job, and will gladly help you
>> along in hard times, but we
>> expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of
>> education and
>> vocational training laid before you to make yourself
>> useful.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to
>> happiness. Being an
>> American means that you have the right to PURSUE
>> happiness, which by the
>> way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
>> over abundance of idiotic
>> laws created by those of you who were confused by
>> the Bill of Rights.
>> 
>>         ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking
>> country. We don't care where
>> you are from, English is our language. Learn it or
>> go back to wherever you
>> came from!
>> 
>>         (lastly....)
>> 
>>         ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to
>> change our country's
>> history or heritage. This country was founded on the
>> belief in one true God.
>> And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any
>> religion, any faith, or
>> no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The
>> phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is
>> part of our heritage and history, and if you are
>> uncomfortable with it,
>> TOUGH!!!!
>> 
>>         If you agree, share this with a friend. No,
>> you don't have to, and
>> nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just
>> think it's about time
>> common sense is allowed to flourish.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>         Sensible people of the United States speak
>> out because if you do
>> not, who will?
>> 
>>         Vote - it's American as American can be...!
>> 
>> 
>> 
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>> 
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