[Rhodes22-list] Rogue waves

[Steve Alm]

Lou,

Years ago I played in a band called The Rogues, so I speak with some
authority on the subject and although no longer a Rogue (now I'm married and
not allowed to be one) I can attest to the fact that although a rogue is
certainly capable of random acts of unacceptable and even destructive
behavior, he is better described as a wicked scoundrel by very specific and
premeditated designs--playfully mischievous at best, dishonest and
abnormally savage at worst. And when/if a Rogue waves at some innocent and
unsuspecting young virgin, it is the presence of the female that sets up a
direct cause and effect relationship as predictable as the dawn, by which
time the Rogue will have left town.  Also, the Rogue waves at bartenders to
get their attention, although this is more rare because Rogues usually keep
their own stash backstage.

Consider the following:  R + bs + (r & r) + [ V > A*3 ] = D + S = LTBD

R is the Rogue
bs is backstage stash
(r & r) is Rock and Roll
V is the virgin
A is an alcoholic beverage
D is dishonesty
S is savagery
LTBD is leaving town before dawn


That pretty much sums it up.

Slim