[Rhodes22-list] Music Joke

[brad haslett]

That reminds me of the story of the guy who was
walking by a Chinese restaurant with the sign: 
GUSSIPPE GIOVANI'S CHINESE FOOD.  The fellow walks in
and asks the Chinese guy running the the establishment
how the place got an Italian name.  The owner replies,
"I get off boat at Ellis Island, immigration ask man
in front of me, what name?.  He say, Gussippe Giovani.
 Man ask me, what name?, I say Sam Ding!"

Now this next one is a true story.  When I moved from
the farm to Memphis, I had a yellow lab that
absolutely refused to be a city dog.  She would escape
every day and got hauled home by the police so often
they would just open the door and Brandy would jump in
the back seat.  One day Brandy ran off about three
blocks to the University of Memphis campus.  Some
student called Fan (I was on a trip) and said "lady I
got your dog".  Fan met the kid on campus and
retrieved Brandy.  The kid said, "hey lady, usually
there's a reward for this".  Fan had $26 in her purse
and gave it to him.  He complained about missing class
and said, "usually its $50 or $100".  Fan replied,
"next time, catch hundred dollar dog!"

Brad


--- Steve Alm <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:

> 
> Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo. . .
>  
> 
> 
> 
>  He's just finished playing his Seventies classic
> Sir Duke. The crowd
>  is  still going wild when a young Japanese man at
> the front says, "Stevie
>  Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz
> chord!"
>  So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and
> goes off on a jazz
>  riff. The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you
> play a jazz chord!" So
>  Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on
> this amazing improvised
>  moment. When he's finished, the lad says,"No
> Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz
>  chord!" By now old Stevie is a little confused.
> "What do you mean, play a
> jazz chord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to
> the fan.
>  "But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It bery
> famous!" comes the reply.
>  "OK well how does it go then?", enquires the blind
> musical genius.
> The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts
> to sing:
>  "A jazz  chord.....to say..... I ruv you..."
> 
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