[Rhodes22-list] Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong (Resend)

[William P. Barry, III]

>   WIFE:    "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "Definitely not!"
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>   WIFE:    "Why not- don't you like being married?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "Of course I do."
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>   WIFE:    "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "Okay, I'd get married again."
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>   WIFE:    "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)
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>   HUSBAND:     (makes loud groan)
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>   WIFE:    "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "Where else would we sleep?"
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>   WIFE:    "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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>   WIFE:    "Would you play golf with her?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "I guess so."
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>   WIFE:    "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
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>   HUSBAND:    "No, she's left handed."
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>   WIFE:    ---silence--
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>   HUSBAND:    "Shit."
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