[Rhodes22-list] Politics

[Stephen Staum]

It's not a joke, but it is sad to think about.  I could do with less of the
"F" word.  SS
----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Alm" <salm at mn.rr.com>
To: "Rhodes" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 2004 9:16 PM
Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Politics


> > Man, this has been a slow, I mean slow day on the list. I guess we're
gonna
> > have to start talking politics or something.
> >
> > Rummy
>
> So--the list is too quiet you say?  Want some more politics you say?  I
> can't resist this one.  I tried to make myself not post this but I can't
> help it.
>
> Someone (you know who you are) sent this to me today back channel and I
> thought I should never post this to the list, but somehow, somewhere along
> the way, I decided I had to.  It's Rummy's fault.  He's begging for it.
>
> This should be labeled "Joke" I think, although some of you might not
think
> so.  It made me laugh my ass off and I hope you get a laugh out of it too.
>
> WARNING:  Contains very strong language.
>
> WARNING:  May be very offensive to some.
>
> DISCLAIMER:  I didn't write this and the views and opinions expressed
herein
> do not necessarily reflect those of myself, my family, my friends or my
> colleagues.
>
>
> In fact, don't read any further!
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>
>
> But here it comes:
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> Delete now!
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> Are you still here?
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> OK......
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> I'm going to click paste and then duck and cover and run off to work.
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> FUCK THE SOUTH
> by Anonymous
>
> A Disgruntled Massachusetts Voter Gets It Off His Chest
>
>
>
> Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
> leave. Fighting for the right to keep slaves--yeah, those are states we
> want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant
> Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the
> REAL America? The AUTHENTIC America. Really?
>
> 'Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers
> you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think
> they meant by the Second Amendment? Who do you think those wig-wearing,
> lacy-shirt-sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking
> blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think
> there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our
> backyard?
>
> No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
> and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American
> selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you
> think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking
> blue states. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about
> how real you are, you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh, I've been a state for
> almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.
>
> Arrogant? You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about fucking arrogance?
> Maybe I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your
> fucking bridges, bitch. All those federal taxes you love to hate? It all
> comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking
> Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we
> paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane, you can
> come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a
> fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it; it's a shithole," we said, but
> you had to have your fucking orange juice.
>
> The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money"
> is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the 10 states that get the most
> federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? That's
> right, motherfucker, they're red states. And 8 of the 10 states that
> receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy. They're blue states.
> It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that
> Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try
> this for self reliance: Buy your own fucking stop signs, asshole.
>
> Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your
> Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values
> over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which
> state do you think has the lowest divorce rate, you marriage-hyping
> dickwads? Can you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center
> of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to
> tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the
> lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that's just some
> aberration? How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are
> fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our
> values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to
> fucking guess? Ten out of 10 are fucking red-ass, we're-so-fucking-moral
> states.
>
> But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
> Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little
> bastards. Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? I mean
> you do, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year
> at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday
> morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority.
> Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk
> about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm?
> Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy
> erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid
> for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite.
>
> Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
> federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou,
> hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
>
> And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time.
> Fuck off.
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>
> The above rant is from the website www.fuckthesouth.com. The author is a
> member of the Northeast Liberal Elite and is fucking done being a
> scapegoat for the Republican Party.
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