[Rhodes22-list] Politics: Mullah Omar to Surrender

[brad haslett]

Bill, this may be the answer you're looking for.  Brad


October 12, 2004 
Edwards Stem Cell Remarks Spur Mullah Omar's Surrender

(2004-10-12) -- Mullah Omar, the one-eyed Muslim
cleric and top deputy of Usama bin Laden, announced
today that he was inspired by John Edwards remarks
about stem cell research and he will surrender to the
United States during the Kerry administration so he
can get a new eyeball.

"I'm tired of being described as 'the one-eyed'
cleric," said Mr. Omar through a translator.
"President Kerry will divert the billions now wasted
in Iraq to fund stem cell research that will cure all
diseases, make the lame to walk and the blind to see.
And that's just during his first term."

The one-eyed cleric's remarks came after Democrat vice
presidential candidate Edwards today promised the
Kerry administration would use stem cells from human
embryos to make people like the late Christopher Reeve
ambulatory again.

"As an inmate in a federal penitentiary, Mr. Omar will
certainly have the finest healthcare in the free
world," said Mr. Edwards, who is also a U.S. Senator.
"And thanks to the miracle of embryonic stem cells,
he'll have two working eyeballs which he can use to
study American law books as he prepares his appeal in
the prison library."




	
		
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