[Rhodes22-list] In Praise of Porta-Potties

[brad haslett]

Potty jokes!

Before the PC police took over the airline industry,
the "blue room" was a good source of laughs.  All the
jurassic jets have a lav flush motor that runs on a
timer.  If you interupt power in the flush cycle, the
motor stops, and starts up again when power is
restored.  Crews would flush the toilet and then pull
the lav flush circuit breaker.  When an attractive
female would "relieve" herself they would count 10 or
so potatoes until she had her pants down, push in the
flush motor circuit breaker, and pull the lav light
circuit breaker at the same time.  The room went dark
and a loud noise started rumbling under her butt.  It
would be good for a good scream from both the potty
and the cockpit.  You'd get fired for it now.

Anne!  The surveyor on my boat said I should disable
the Y valve on my potty so I don't accidently
discharge it overboard on the inland waterway system. 
I've been meaning to get around to that.  If you see
what looks like used beer floating by your boat, well,
it could be my used beer.

Brad Haslett
"CoraShen"



--- schiller at temple.edu wrote:

> Greetings:
> 
> Last month I wrote to the Rhodie list for advice
> when the 
> search for a boat narrowed to a WW Potter 19 or a
> Rhodes 22. 
> Thanks for many helpful suggestions. Following a
> very 
> impressive demonstration sail by the master himself
> at the 
> Annapolis Boat Show, Stan is going to recycle an 86
> Rhodes 
> 22 for me. The boat will be rechristened “Inherit
> the Wind” 
> early next year, and have a new home at a marina in 
> Riverside, NJ. As you probably know, the Rhodes
> ‘swell head’ 
> was introduced after 1986, so ITW will have a
> semi-enclosed 
> head with a porta-potti. In searching the web for 
> information about these marvelous devices, I came
> upon, and 
> would like to share with you, the following site.
> 
> http://www.48north.com/jul_2003/porti-potti.htm
> 
> Any further information or advice regarding
> porta-potties 
> will be appreciated. 
> 
> Jack Schiller
> > __________________________________________________
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