[Rhodes22-list] Politics: joke and the wind surffer

[Rik Sandberg]

Stephan,

It gets easier......hard to tell the players without a program sometimes 
:-) :-)

BTW could you check the clock setting on your computer???? your coming 
in way out of order.

Stephen Staum wrote:

>Whoops!  Apologies to MJM for my diatribe.  I guess the "joke" did not hit
>my funny bone.  I still think that Michael should sail some.  It is good for
>the soul.  SS
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Rik Sandberg" <sanderico at earthlink.net>
>To: "The Rhodes 22 mail list" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>Sent: Thursday, September 23, 2004 12:00 PM
>Subject: Re: [Rhodes22-list] Politics: joke and the wind surffer
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>>Uh .... Stephan
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>>It was a joke !!! Forwarded to us by MJM, our illustrious list
>>administrator and donator of huge blocks of his time and web space to our
>>cause. It might be best if you consider the health of the list before you
>>tell Michael to "go sailing" :-)
>>
>>Perhaps you didn't notice, but there is a credit to the author of the JOKE
>>at the bottom. It was not MJM and probably not anyone we know. Please try
>>to pay attention :-) :-) It's complicated, I know.....First hint should
>>have been in the subject line, Politics: joke and the windsurfer
>>
>>Rik
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>>At 10:27 AM 9/23/2004, you wrote:
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>>>What a nasty thing to do to someone.  Now this poor individual who needs
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>and
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>>>probably cannot afford new tires will have to blow the money on senseless
>>>tickets instead.  It figures that you are a Bush fan.  My daughter is in
>>>middle school and judging how nasty young teenage girls can be you would
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>fit
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>>>right in.  At least they have youth and ignorance as an excuse.  What is
>>>yours?  Why don't you find some productive volunteer work to do with your
>>>time or just go sailing.  I am sure that you will find this more
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>personally
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>>>satisfying.  SS
>>>----- Original Message -----
>>>From: "Michael Meltzer" <mjm at michaelmeltzer.com>
>>>To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
>>>Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 11:17 PM
>>>Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Politics: joke and the wind surffer
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>>>>WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
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>THEIR
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>>>DAYS
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>>>>INTERESTING. WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE:
>>>>
>>>>I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
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>>>MINUTES.
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>>>>WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.
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>>>>did any one see the new Kerry windsurfing ad, now that's funny, and I
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>>>suspect effective on many levels, some on the bush side has some "talent"
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>>>this :-)
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>>>>and a new jokes :-)
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>>>>I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR
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>A
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>>>>BREAK?"
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>>>>HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
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>>>>I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
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>TICKET
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>>>FOR
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>>>>HAVING WORN TIRES.
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>>>>SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT
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>ON
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>>>>THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST. THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
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>>>>THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
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>TICKETS
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>>>HE
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>>>>WROTE.
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>>>>I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A
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>>>BUMPER
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>>>>STICKER ON IT THAT SAID "ELECT KERRY - EDWARDS".
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>>>>I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S
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>IMPORTANT
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>>>AT
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>>>>OUR AGE.
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>>>> - from Carol Bagshaw
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