[Rhodes22-list] Twenty Reasons Why Sailing is Better Than Sex

[brad haslett]

Twenty Reasons Why Sailing is Better Than Sex 

20. You can go sailing in a rubber suit and nobody
will think you are strange. 
19. You don't have to sneak your sail magazines into
the house. 
18. If you are having trouble with sailing, it's
perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you
how to improve your technique. 
17. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about
sailing. 
16. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you sailing, you don't have to worry about them
showing up on the Internet when you become famous. 
15. Your sailing partner won't keep asking questions
about other partners you've sailed with. 
14. It's perfectly respectable to sail with a total
stranger. 
13. When you see a really good sailor, you don't have
to feel guilty about imagining the two of you sailing
together. 
12. If your regular sailing partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you go sailing with someone
else. 
11. Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if
you sail by yourself. 
10. When dealing with a sailing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 
9. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy sailing magazines. 
8. You can have a sailing calendar on your wall at the
office, tell sailing jokes and invite coworkers to
sail with you without getting sued for harassment. 
7. There's no such thing as a sailing transmitted
disease. 
6. You and your sailing partner always finish at the
same time. 
5. Nobody expects you to promise to sail with just one
partner for the rest of your life. 
4. Nobody expects you to give up sailing if your
partner loses interest in the sport. 
3. It is social acceptable to sail in large groups. 
2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily for the enjoyment of sailing. 
1. Your sailing partner will never say, "What? We just
sailed last week! Is that all you ever think about?" 



		
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