[Rhodes22-list] Navy vs Notre Dame Football

[brad haslett]

Yeah Rummy, but we're talking about sailors.  Just to
be fair and balanced, here's a story for the other
side.  Brad

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.  They
were determined to make this a real vacation by not
wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, etc. 

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in
the "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink,
the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead
gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said,
"Good morning, Father.  Good morning, Father," nodding
and addressing each of them. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and
bought even more
outrageous outfits.  These were so loud you could hear
them before you saw them.

Once again, the two priests (incognito) settled on the
beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a
while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a
string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward
them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said,
"Good morning, Father", and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and
said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes," she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests dressed
as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Mary Francis," she replied

 

--- R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:

> Brad,
> That's way to sappy for a sailing board. 
>  
> Rummy
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