[Rhodes22-list] jokes 3

[michael meltzer]

BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE:

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!"

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are
an asshole.

16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard
feelings."

15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just
don't have any film.

13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your
date.

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke
off.

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

 9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you
have to be one.

 8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call
these people
"Everybody But Me."

 7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His
animal friends.

 6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

 5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and
sue you..

 4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal
to shoot them.

 3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small
and fragile to be 
out
by itself.

 2. Hang up and drive!!

AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!

 1. Welcome to America...now speak English!



		
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