[Rhodes22-list] jokes

[michael meltzer]

just me being lazy, it the default for the reply
button -mjm

--- Saroj Gilbert <saroj at pathfind.net> wrote:

> thanks, Michael... I needed a laugh...
> 
> Saroj
> 
> P.S. I notice that when I do a Reply (not Reply
> All), both the list address 
> and the sender's address are put into the "To"
> field... does that mean we 
> will get back double of every response someone makes
> to a posting to the 
> list??
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "michael meltzer" <michaelmeltzer at yahoo.com>
> To: <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Saturday, October 01, 2005 7:06 PM
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] jokes
> 
> 
> > You may not know that many non-living things have
> a
> > gender; for
> > example...
> >
> > 1. ZIPLOC BAGS -- are Male, because they hold
> > everything in, but you
> > can
> > see right through them.
> > 2. COPIERS -- are Female, because once turned off,
> it
> > takes a while to
> > warm
> > them up again. It's an effective reproductive
> device
> > if the right
> > buttons
> > are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
> buttons
> > are pushed.
> > 3. TIRES-- are Male, because they go bald and are
> > often over-inflated.
> > 4. HOT AIR BALLOONS -- are Male, because, to get
> them
> > to go anywhere,
> > you
> > have to light a fire under it, and of course,
> there's
> > the hot air part.
> > 5 SPONGES-- are Female, because they're soft,
> > squeezable and retain
> > water.
> > 6. WEB PAGES -- are Female, because they're always
> > getting hit on.
> > 7. SUBWAYS-- are Male, because they use the same
> old
> > lines to pick up
> > people.
> > 8. HOURGLASSES -- are Female, because over time,
> the
> > weight shifts to
> > the
> > bottom.
> > 9. HAMMERS -- are Male, because they haven't
> changed
> > much over the
> > last
> > 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
> > 10. REMOTE CONTROLS -- are Female...Ha! You
> thought
> > they'd be male.
> > However,
> > consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be
> lost
> > without it, and
> > while
> > he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
> he
> > keeps trying.
> >
> >
>
============================================================
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
> say
> > the F... word?
> > Get
> > another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
> *BINGO*!
> >
> > --
> > A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is
> a
> > gorgeous redhead
> > sitting at the next table. He has been checking
> her
> > out since he sat
> > down,
> > lacks the nerve to talk with her.
> >
> > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
> flying
> > out of its socket
> > towards the man.
> >
> > He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
> air,
> > and hands it back.
> >
> > Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops
> her
> > eye back in
> > place.
> >
> > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
> > says.
> >
> > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
> afterwards
> > they go to the
> > theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
> she
> > shares her
> > deepest
> > dreams and he shares his. She listens.
> >
> > After paying for everything, she asks him if he
> would
> > like to come to
> > her
> > place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
> >
> > They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with
> all
> > the trimmings. The
> > guy
> > is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!
> >
> > "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman.
> Are
> > you this nice to
> > every
> > guy you meet?"
> >
> > "No, " she replies. "You just happened to catch my
> > eye."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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