[Rhodes22-list] New Orleans et al.

Saroj Gilbert saroj at pathfind.net
Sun Sep 18 12:07:26 EDT 2005


Damn... do they do reruns??

Saroj
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From: "Julie Thorndycraft" <julie at circle7.net>
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> Nell,
> Dan and I saw this show the other night and I was laughing so hard I 
> almost fell out of my chair.
> Thank you for making my day, again.
> Julie
>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Nell" <nellwolfe at cox.net>
> To: "'The Rhodes 22 mail list'" <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>
> Sent: Sunday, September 18, 2005 7:04 AM
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] New Orleans et al.
>
>
>>
>> Bill Maher, HBO's "Real Time With Bill Maher," Sept. 9, 2005
>>
>>
>>
>> ""New rule: America must recall the president. That's what this country
>> needs - a good old-fashioned, California-style recall election, complete
>> with Gary Coleman, porno actresses, and action film stars. And just like
>> Schwarzenegger's predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so
>> unpopular, he must now defend his job against Russell Crowe, because at 
>> this
>> point I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let's
>> have only phone throwers. Naomi Campbell can be the vice president.
>>
>> "Now I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you
>> anymore. There's no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You 
>> can't
>> start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the 
>> luck,
>> the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor
>> people. Yeah, listen to your mom, the cupboard's bare, the credit card's
>> maxed out, and no one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
>>
>> "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk
>> away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And 
>> the
>> baseball team. It's time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How 
>> about
>> cowboy or spaceman? Now, I know what you're saying, you're saying that 
>> there
>> are so many other things that you as president could involve yourself in.
>> Please don't. I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with
>> Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax of yachts, turning the space
>> program over to the church and Social Security to Fannie Mae, giving 
>> embryos
>> the vote.
>>
>> "But sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern 
>> like
>> Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly, I'm surprised you haven't
>> given
>> yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert 
>> Hoover
>> was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis 
>> to
>> rising water and snakes. On your watch, we've lost almost all of our 
>> allies,
>> the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, 
>> and
>> the city of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you
>> don't love this country, I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if
>> you were on the other side. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he's
>> saying is, 'Take a hint.'"
>>
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