[Rhodes22-list] Maryland Incident (Crabie Humor)

[ed kroposki]

This is for Mary Lou:

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Only people from the Chesapeake will appreciate this.

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The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.

 

"We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife," said
the trooper.

 

"Tell me! Did you find her" Willy shouted.

 

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first"?

 

Fearing the worst, an ashen Willy said, "Give me the bad news first."

 

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge."

 

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Willy. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"

 

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and
6 good-size blue crabs on her."

 

Stunned, Willy demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" 

 

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow" 

 

 

 

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