[Rhodes22-list] How to help the airline industry.

[Bill Effros]

Thanks, Rummy,

Bill Effros

R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:

>Memo: How to Help the Airline Industry. 
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>> Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What 
>> the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They 
>> don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? 
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>>The  strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol 
>> consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
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>> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked 
>> women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country 
>> would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would 
>> come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record 
>> revenue.
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>>Why the hell didn't Bush think of  this?
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>> Why do I still have to do everything  myself?
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>>Sincerely,
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>>   Bill Clinton
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