[Rhodes22-list] All Puns Intended. (Humor)

[Brad Haslett]

I love you too Rummy.  Here's a sailing tale right up your alley.

Brad

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Arrr...I've a tale to tell. Sailin the high seas west of Dagger Isle, the
good Captain Happy and me were set upon by a hurricane. It blowed us into
some rocks and our ship, which we had stolen fair 'n' square from some
landlubber, began to sink. We barely survived by haulin' our arses and our
big bag of booty into the skiff.

After bein' adrift fo' 2 days, we was startin' to get a might hungry and we
set about searching the booty for a bite to eat. Looking through the loot, I
found a lamp and started rubbin' to see if there was a genie inside. The
Captain almost fell off the bow when the genie appeared and offered me a
wish. Being so thirsty, I couldn't hep meself, I asked for the sea to be
turned into *rum*. The genie clapped once and disappeared, leaving us afloat
surrounded by *RUM*! I immediately stuck my face in the *rum* and drank
heartily!

When I rose up, the Captain was starin' at me with that look he has when he
is gonna yell at me, "Arrrr, now ye done it. Now we gotta piss in the boat!"



On 8/6/06, R22RumRunner at aol.com <R22RumRunner at aol.com> wrote:
>
> I never listen to any of Brad's suggestions. Scotch tastes like
> turpentine.......or so I've been told.
>
> Rummy
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