[Rhodes22-list] Political Humor: My New Car (Today's Humor)

howard kitzmiller bestpestcontrol at earthlink.net
Tue Aug 22 23:05:19 EDT 2006


Hi, I thinki I could have gotten into that car.  It seemed t o have
instaint personality;

HOW FUN.  LET. US HEAR MORE!!!  












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> [Original Message]
> From: Hank <hnw555 at gmail.com>
> To: The Rhodes 22 mail list <rhodes22-list at rhodes22.org>; Neil F.
Shearman <neil.f.shearman at gmail.com>; Lorilei Williams
<lorilei.williams at gmail.com>
> Date: 8/18/2006 7:09:35 PM
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Political Humor: My New Car (Today's Humor)
>
> A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought y'all might like it.
>
> Hank
>
> I bought a new car today complaining that I couldn't figure out how the
> radio worked.
>
>
>  The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.  "Watch
this!",
> he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"  "Willie!", He
> continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then he said,
"Ray
> Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
> Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
>
>  I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
> "Beethoven,"
> I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
> "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, a couple ran a
red
> light and nearly creamed my new car,
> but I swerved in time to avoid them.
>
>
>
> I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
>
>
> Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and
> Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The
> Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
> harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton
> on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
>
>
>
> Damn, I LOVE this car!
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