[Rhodes22-list] Life is Backwards (Reality humor)

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it  ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you  get in the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?


I think  the life cycle is all backwards.

(1)
You should die first,
you  know, start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age  home,
feeling better every day.

(2)
You get kicked out for being  too healthy,
go collect your pension,
then, when you start work,
you  get a gold watch
on your first day.

(3)
You work 40 years until  you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
You drink alcohol, you  party,
you're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years  left,
what's the big deal?!?)
and you get ready for High  School.

(4)
Then you go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you  play,
you have no responsibilities,
and, finally,
you become a  baby;

(5)
The last step,
you spend your last 9 months
floating  peacefully
with luxuries like
central heating,
spa, room service on  tap,
larger quarters everyday,
and then...
You finish off as an  orgasm!