[Rhodes22-list] Politically Incorrect Humor

[Brad Haslett]

A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Iraqi desert when he saw something far off
in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object,
only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would
you like to buy a tie? They're only $5."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot! Israel should not
exist! I do not need an overpriced tie! I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water
first."

"OK," said the old man, "it does not matter that
you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I
will show you that I am bigger than that. If you
continue over that hill to the east for about two
miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all
the water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie."