[Rhodes22-list] Joke - Paddy's Problem

[Brad Haslett]

If you can't make fun of your own, who can you make fun of?  Off to MIA for
a few days of offsite teaching.  Take care ya'll.

Brad

 A Good Irish Story

 She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to
a very attractive young woman and was VERY upset.

 You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a
 faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want
a divorce straight away!"

 And Paddy (for it was he) replied:

 "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

 Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

 And Paddy began:

 Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
 asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took
 pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin,
not &  well dressed and very dirty.

 She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
 brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.

 Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
 doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I
threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have
had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. also
 gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't
 wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots yo u bough t at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
them.."

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued:

 She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
'"Please.........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?