[Rhodes22-list] A new element recently discovered. Somewhat political.

[brad haslett]

Rummy,

Actually, that's not funny (well nah, it really is). 
We've been fighting Gv and Am for the last five
months.  Despite the hazards associated with those
elements, we've been able to help people.  They of
course had to ignore Gv and Am for us to help them,
but the word is getting out!  It is amazing what the
private sector can do when left alone.  The
"Benovelent Carpet Baggers" will survive the Katrina
"cash flow blood bath", and so will most of the
victims except those who were already held hostage to
Gv and Am before the weather ever got rough.

Brad

--- R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:

> The recent hurricanes and skyrocketing oil and
> gasoline prices helped  to
> 
> prove the existence of a new element. In early
> October 2005, a  major
> research 
> institution announced the discovery of the heaviest 
> element yet known to
> science. 
> The new element has been named  "Governmentium."
> 
> Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant 
> neutrons, 88 deputy 
> neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
> it  an atomic mass of
> 312. These 
> 312 particles are held together by forces  called
> 'morons' which are
> surrounded 
> by vast quantities of lepton-like  particles called
> 'peons.' Since Gv has
> no 
> electrons, it is inert.  However, it can be
> detected, because it impedes
> every 
> reaction with which  it comes into contact. A minute
> amount of Gv causes
> one 
> reaction to take  over four days to complete, when
> it would normally take
> less than 
> a  second!
> 
> Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not
> decay; but  instead 
> undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
> assistant  neutrons
> and deputy 
> neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's 
> mass will actually
> increase 
> over time, since each reorganization will  cause
> more morons to become
> neutrons, 
> forming 'isodopes.' This  characteristic of moron
> promotion leads most 
> scientists to believe that Gv  is formed whenever
> morons reach a certain
> quantity in 
> concentration. This  hypothetical quantity is
> referred to as 'Critical
> Morass.'
> 
> When  catalyzed with money, Gv becomes
> "Administratium' (Am) - an element
> 
> which  radiates just as much energy as Gv, since it
> has half as many
> peons but  
> twice as many morons.
> 
> 
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