[Rhodes22-list] New miracle drug. (Humor)

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Do you have feelings  of inadequacy?  
Do you suffer from  shyness?  
Do you sometimes wish  you were more assertive?  
If you answered yes  to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist 
about Rum  ®.  
Rum ® is the safe,  natural way to feel better and more confident about 
yourself and your  actions. Rum ® can help ease you  out of your shyness and let 
you tell the world that you're  ready and willing to do just about anything.  
You will notice the  benefits of Rum ® almost immediately, and with a regimen 
of regular doses, you  can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from 
living the life you want to  live.  
Shyness and  awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover 
many talents you  never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Rum ®. 
 
Rum ® may not be  right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing 
should not use Rum ®.  However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming 
pregnant are encouraged to  try it.  
Side effects may  include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic 
lustfulness, loss of  motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of 
virginity, delusions of  grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry 
mouth and,  a desire to  sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, 
Truth Or Dare, and Naked  Twister.  
Rum ®: Leave Shyness  Behind!