[Rhodes22-list] Irish Viagra

[brad haslett]

Back attcha!  Brad

A young Irishman sat at a pub in the New World
drinking beer and conversin' with the barkeep. Another
comes in and sits besides him. He says how you do and
hears the lilt and says you be Irish? Yes I am. The
first man yells barkeep give us another round and one
for my friend here he's from the mother 
country as well. The second man asks-so where in the
old country ye from. Dublin responds the first. Dublin
you say - so am I and the second man  
hollers barkeep bring us another round and a shot of
your best Irish Whiskey  for me and my friend here.
Afterwards the first man asks from where in Dublin  
and the second man responds with the street and the
first man says well I'll be - so am I and yells
barkeep another pair of beers and Irish Whiskey for  
the pair of us. The phone behind the bar rings and the
barkeep answers it. The owner of the pub asks - how is
business. The barkeep responds - not too bad - The
O'Malley twins are here getting drunk again.  


--- "Gregg J. MacMillan" <gjm at techgra.com> wrote:

> Some Irish humor...
> 
> --Gregg
> 
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> 
> Irish Viagra
> 
> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
> to ask his help 
> in reviving her husband's libido.
> 
> "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
> 
> "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an
> aspirin".
> 
> "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an
> Irish Viagra. Drop 
> it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it
> a try and call me 
> in a week to let me know how things went".
> 
> It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
> who directly 
> inquired as to progress.
> 
> The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
> begorrah!"
> 
> "Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
> 
> "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
> coffee and the 
> effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self
> straight up, with a 
> twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
> fiercely! With one 
> swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and table cloth
> flying, ripped me 
> clothes to tatters and took me then and there,
> making wild, mad, 
> passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a
> nightmare, I tell 
> you, an absolute nightmare!"
> 
> "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
> the sex your 
> husband provided wasn't good"?
> 
> "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
> 'Twas the best sex 
> I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here,
> I'll never be 
> able to show me face in Starbucks again"
> 
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