[Rhodes22-list] Fw: First Grade...Funny!

[Chris Geankoplis]

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My sister sent this to me, good for a grin or two.
Chris G
> Subject: Cute! First Grade...
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> A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
> presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb 
> and
> asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to
> believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may
> surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first 
> graders,
> 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!
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> 1. Don't change horses..................until they stop running.
> 2. Strike while the.........................bug is close.
> 3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.
> 4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.
> 5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?
> 6. Don't bite the hand that ........... looks dirty. 
> 7. No news is......................................impossible.
> 8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.
> 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math.
> 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..stink in the morning. 
> 11. Love all, trust ...................................... me.
> 12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs.
> 13. An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
> 14. Where there's smoke there's .............. pollution. 
> 15. Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
> 16. A penny saved is .....................not much.
> 17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.
> 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed. 
> 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry....... and you have to
> blow your nose.
> 20. There are none so blind as ...........Stevie Wonder.
> 21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded. 
> 22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.
> 23. You get out of something only what you ........ see in the picture on
> the box.
> 24. When the blind lead the blind .............. get out of the way. 
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> And the WINNER and last one!
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> 25. Better late than ........................pregnant.
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