[Rhodes22-list] Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives (Humor)

[brad haslett]

Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives 


Now that Uday and Qusay have been eliminated, and
their dad is on trial, many of Saddam Hussein's
lesser-known relatives are coming to the attention of
American authorities including: 

Sooflay ............the restauranteur 
Guday...............the Australian half-brother 
Huray...............the sports fanatic 
Sashay..............the gay brother 
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins by his the African wife 
Sayhay..............the baseball player 
Ojay................the stalker/murderer 
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer 
Ebay................the internet czar 
Biliray..............the country music star 
Ecksray...........the radiologist 
Puray...............the gourmet chef 
Regay...............the Jamaican half-brother 
Tupay...............the brother with the bad hair 
Lattay...............the sister who works in Starbucks
Bufay...............the chubby sister 
Dushay.............the very clean sister 
Phayray............the zookeeper sister who works in
the gorilla house 
Sapheway.........the sister who works in a grocery
store 
Ollay................the Mexican half-sister 
Gudlay.............the slutty sister 
And finally, there is Oyvey, but the family doesn't
like to talk about him. 

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