[Rhodes22-list] Newsflash/Politics/Humor

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  Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
   "Yes. What can I do for you?"
  "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Brad Haslett....He's 
  hidin' marijuana inside his  firewood!
 
  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
  but he's hidin' it there."
  "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
 
  The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Brad 's house. 
  They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
 
  Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no 
  marijuana. They sneer at  Brad and leave.
 
  Shortly, the phone rings at Brad’s house.
  "Hey, Brad! This here's Rummy....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
 
  "Did they chop your firewood?"
  "Yep!"
  "Happy Birthday, buddy!"






L. Sailor wrote:
> 
> According to ASK.com:
>  "Some 2,400 died at Pearl Harbor."
> 
> elle
> 
> --- Robert Skinner <robert at squirrelhaven.com> wrote:
> 
>> While we are calling up statistics, does anyone 
>> know how many Americans died in the attack on 
>> Pearl Harbor?
>> 
>> /Robert
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> R22RumRunner at aol.com wrote:
>> > 
>> > Last week the president lost both houses of
>> Congress and 16 more Americans
>> > died in Iraq, bringing the U.S. death toll to
>> 2,844, with little discernible
>> > progress in sight. The war there has now lasted 44
>> months, the amount of time
>> > that elapsed between Pearl Harbor and VJ Day.
>> > 
>> > Rummy
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