[Rhodes22-list] ZEN: FOR WHEN YOU TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY...

[L. Sailor]

thankyou thankyouthankyourummyIneededthatelle 

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> 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
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> 2.  A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE NIGHT.
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> 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE  DIFFERENT FINGERS.
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> 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT; IT WASN'T FAMILIAR
> TERRITORY.
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> 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL  STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON
> THE SPOT.
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> 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE  REST A BAD NAME.
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> 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL 
> UNIVERSE.
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> 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
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> 9. REMEMBER, HALF  THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW
> AVERAGE.
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> 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS  SLOWEST.
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> 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER, WITHOUT  THE
> ENTHUSIASM.
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> 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND 
> MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.
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> 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT 
> CHOLESTEROL.
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> 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA: THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME
> PEOPLE  HAVE.
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> 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR
> WEEK.
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> 16. A  CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD
> MEMORY.
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> 17. CHANGE IS  INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING
> MACHINES.
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> 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR  SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT
> TRADE!
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> 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS  TOMORROW.
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> 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!!
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> 21. IF  YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE
> OF PAYMENTS.
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> 22. HOW MANY OF  YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS?
> RAISE MY HAND.
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> 23. WHAT'S THE SPEED OF  DARK?
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> 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE
> INK?
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> 25. IF  EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE
> OBVIOUSLY  OVERLOOKED
> SOMETHING.
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> 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE  IN
> THE WRONG  LANE.
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> 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE.  LAZINESS PAYS
> OFF NOW.
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> 28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC-MEMORY . SOME JUST 
> DO NOT HAVE FILM.
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> 29. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT THE 
> SPONGES?
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> 30. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED
> INTO JET  ENGINES.
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> 31. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY
> SOME PEOPLE  APPEAR
> BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
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