[Rhodes22-list] Joke - One more

[Brad Haslett]

*ITALIAN WEDDING NIGHT...

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still
a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she wazza very nervous.

Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making
pasta."*

* So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his
 shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big
hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy
 chests.

Go upstairs He'll take good care of you."

So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his
pants exposing his hairy legs.

Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.
 Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
his left foot he was missing three toes.

When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half !"

Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta..."

*