[Rhodes22-list] You might be a True American if....

[L. Sailor]

Let's turn to port j-u-u-u-u-st a bit to get closer to
the rhumb line?

elle

--- Slim <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:

> Yeah, OK, I'd like to add a few too:
> 
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you continue to
> support the administration
> no matter how many lies are crammed down our
> throats.
> 
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you go to church
> every Sunday and pray for
> the destruction of others in the name of God.
> 
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you think all
> languages except English
> should be banned within our borders.
> 
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you're a white
> Anglo.
> 
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you think only TRUE
> AMERICANS adhere to this
> list!!
> 
> On 9/27/06 8:00 AM, "Hank" <hnw555 at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > Great email, Elle.  I'd only suugest one edit. 
> Add "Remove your hat" to the
> > part about the National Anthem.  That's always
> been a pet peeve of mine to
> > see folks at a ball game not take off their hat.
> > 
> > On 9/27/06, L. Sailor <watermusic38 at yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> >> 
> >> Came across my email this AM. Makes one think
> about
> >> how those  in the middle politically  are being
> >> bullied by the ends of the spectrum.
> >> 
> >> elle
> >> 
> >> 
> >> It is time to change from REDNECK humor to  TRUE
> >> AMERICAN  Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor,
> but the
> >> correct way to LIVE  YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the
> same,
> >> pass this on to your True  American friends.
> Ya'll
> >> know who ya' are...
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never
> occurred to
> >> you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation,
> under
> >> God."
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never
> >> protested about  seeing the 10 Commandments
> posted in
> >> public  places.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say
> >> "Christmas"  instead of "Winter Festival."
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your
> head
> >> when someone
> >> prays.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and
> place
> >> your hand  over your heart when they play the
> National
> >> Anthem.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet 
> Nam
> >> vets with  great respect, and alw ays have.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never
> burned
> >> an American  flag.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what
> you
> >> believe and  you aren't afraid to say so, no
> matter
> >> who is listening.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your
> >> elders and  expect your kids to do the same.
> >> 
> >> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your
> last
> >> dollar to a  friend.
> >> 
> >> If you got this email from me, it is because I
> believe
> >> that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN
> in
> >> you to have the same  beliefs as those talked
> about in
> >> this email. This is Excellent, No  Matter what
> you
> >> deem fit to call it. It is our Country, It is our
> way
> >> of LIFE, and I love it.
> >> 
> >> God Bless the U S A ! Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >>
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