[Rhodes22-list] You might be a True American if.... (turned political, no longer funny)

[Herb Parsons]

Wow, sounds like a pretty cynical view...

Herb Parsons

S/V O'Jure
1976 O'Day 25
Lake Grapevine, N TX

S/V Reve de Papa
1971 Coronado 35
Lake Pontchartrain, Louisiana Coast 

>>> salm at mn.rr.com 9/27/2006 2:36:57 pm >>>
Yeah, OK, I'd like to add a few too:

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you continue to support the administration
no matter how many lies are crammed down our throats.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you go to church every Sunday and pray for
the destruction of others in the name of God.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you think all languages except English
should be banned within our borders.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you're a white Anglo.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you think only TRUE AMERICANS adhere to this
list!!

On 9/27/06 8:00 AM, "Hank" <hnw555 at gmail.com> wrote:

> Great email, Elle.  I'd only suugest one edit.  Add "Remove your hat" to the
> part about the National Anthem.  That's always been a pet peeve of mine to
> see folks at a ball game not take off their hat.
> 
> On 9/27/06, L. Sailor <watermusic38 at yahoo.com> wrote:
>> 
>> Came across my email this AM. Makes one think about
>> how those  in the middle politically  are being
>> bullied by the ends of the spectrum.
>> 
>> elle
>> 
>> 
>> It is time to change from REDNECK humor to  TRUE
>> AMERICAN  Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the
>> correct way to LIVE  YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same,
>> pass this on to your True  American friends. Ya'll
>> know who ya' are...
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to
>> you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
>> God."
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never
>> protested about  seeing the 10 Commandments posted in
>> public  places.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say
>> "Christmas"  instead of "Winter Festival."
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head
>> when someone
>> prays.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place
>> your hand  over your heart when they play the National
>> Anthem.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet  Nam
>> vets with  great respect, and alw ays have.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned
>> an American  flag.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you
>> believe and  you aren't afraid to say so, no matter
>> who is listening.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your
>> elders and  expect your kids to do the same.
>> 
>> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last
>> dollar to a  friend.
>> 
>> If you got this email from me, it is because I believe
>> that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in
>> you to have the same  beliefs as those talked about in
>> this email. This is Excellent, No  Matter what you
>> deem fit to call it. It is our Country, It is our way
>> of LIFE, and I love it.
>> 
>> God Bless the U S A ! Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
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