[Rhodes22-list] You might be a True American if....

[Brad Haslett]

Slim,

This of course never actually happened, I just dreamed it.  A long time ago
(in the dream of course), the mechanics in Flint, Michigan took me to a
strip joint.  The most beautiful woman I ever laid eyes on asked if I wanted
a private dance for 10 bucks.  Well, DUH!  Seven songs later I couldn't take
it anymore so I gave her a twenty and told her to keep the change.  "That's
ten times seven, asshole!  You owe me another fifty bucks!"

"Oh"

She has a better gig than you and is better looking.

Brad


On 9/28/06, Slim <salm at mn.rr.com> wrote:
>
> Phillip,
>
> Of course they do--it just won't be in Minneapolis/St. Paul for their
> convention.  When it comes to MY work, I'm the most non-partisan person
> you'll ever meet--I'll take money from anyone!  But in my line of work,
> bribery is completely acceptable so I expect to do better with the
> Republicans.
>
> Slim
>
> On 9/28/06 8:03 AM, "3drecon at comcast.net" <3drecon at comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > Don't all those rich Democrats throw their money around too?
> >
> > Philip
> >
> > -------------- Original message --------------
> > From: Slim <salm at mn.rr.com>
> >
> >>> On a different, uh, note....did you read that MSP is hosting the 2008
> >>> Republican convention?
> >>>
> >>
> >> I think it's great--all those rich Republicans throwin' their money
> around
> >> in St. Paul. Guess where I'll be working?
> >>
> >> How do you like Kinky Freidman with my former Gov. Jesse Ventura
> stumping
> >> for him? What a hoot!
> >>
> >> Slim
> >>
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