[Rhodes22-list] Humor - Advice Columns

[Brad Haslett]

*Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns*

*QUESTION
*Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and my bike coasted to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't
believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad
passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married
for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went
into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found
her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,
and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing
him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked
him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that
he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
would leave him. He was let go from his job six mhs ago and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but
ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I
don't feel I can get through to him anymore.     Can you please help?
  Sincerely,   Mrs. Sheila Usk






   Dear Sheila:
  Engine stalling after a short distance can be caused by a variety of
faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet
manifold. If none of these approaches solve the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.    I hope this helps.     Walter