[Rhodes22-list] (Humor) I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....

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>   I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY  KIDS....
>
>
>   A guy goes to the supermarket and  notices a beautiful blond woman
>   wave at him and say  hello.
>   He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where  he knows her
>   from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which  she replies, " I think 
you're
>   the father of one of my kids."  Now his mind travels back to the only 
>   time he has ever been  unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you 
the
>    stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table  
>   with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my  butt with 
wet 
>   celery???"
>   She looks into  his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
>    teacher."