[Rhodes22-list] 2008 Olympics in China (Humor)

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Since China is hosting the olympics in  2008, I’ve translated  some sayings 
to help you understand the language.  
 
I bumped into the  coffee table 
Ai Bang Mai  Ne 
You need a face  lift 
Chin Tu  Fat 
A stupid  person 
Dum Gai 
An ancient  Chinese invention 
Gun Pao Der 
Which one of you  fertilized the field 
Hu Flung  Dung 
We have reason to  believe that you are harboring a fugitive 
Hu Yu Hai  Ding 
A former late  night talk show host 
Jan Ne Ka  Sun 
Approach  me 
Kum  Hia 
Dawson’s  Creek 
Lao Ze  Sho 
A great  achievement of the American space program 
Moon Lan  Ding 
A lighting  fixture used in advertising signs 
Ne  Ahn 
A bashful  person 
Shai  Gai 
A premature  infant 
Tai Ne Bae  Be 
A small  horse 
Tai Ne Po  Ne 
Serving drinks to  people 
Ten Ding  Ba 
Your vacation in  Hawaii agrees  with you 
Yu Mai Te  Tan 


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