[Rhodes22-list] Humor-God love the SOUTH !!

[Al Miller]

I see why some of my ideas don’t mesh with the ‘sophisticated’ crowd   

I understand the Southern language….No offense to our Yankee friends
intended   :-)    (Some people don’t think FL is in the South.)

 

Alton

South Carolina ‘reared’

S/V Mishka

Tampa, FL


 

Kentucky:

  The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. 
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" 

  The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."

You gotta love those Kentucky women.

Alabama:

  A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

  Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter re plied.

  You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired. "

  A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"

Louisiana:

  A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the 
World comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."

  When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because 
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the 
civilized world.

Mississippi:

  The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to

his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the 
parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?

  "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license 
number."

Tennessee:

  A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper 
asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

And my favorite - - from North Carolina:

  A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the

road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and 
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

  A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he 
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. 

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

  The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in

the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." 

  You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of 
anyone retiring and moving North


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