[Rhodes22-list] Humor..Liver & chees

[elle]

Brad,  Before you sic the  PC police, let me get one more lick in....
   
  elle
   
   
  The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. 
    
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt. 

    When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. 

Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.   

__._,_.___ 


Brad Haslett <flybrad at gmail.com> wrote:

  Elle,

That's awesome! Now we need to sick the PC police on you. Every once in a
while I have to correct Fan's use of American slang. We were having a
discussion once and she said, "let's cut the cheese!"

"Uh, no honey, don't do that. How about we 'cut to the chase'."

Brad

On 5/5/07, elle wrote:
>
> For some reason, dealing with school stuff full time really erodes one's
> sense of humor:
>
> elle
>
> Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
> beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
>
> The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to
> reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
>
> The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
> hoping for just a glance from her in return.
>
> Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she
> decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
> 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go
> out with me."
>
> The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver
> and cheese."
>
> "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
> intelligence whatsoever."
>
> She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you
> do?"
>
> "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
>
> "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as
> the Lab's sentence."
>
> She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you,
> little guy?"
>
> The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
> Taco Bell Chihuahua .
>
> He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the
> Lab and says .
>
>
>
>
> "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
>
> ***
>
>
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>
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 1992 Rhodes 22   Recyc '06  "Water Music"   (Lady in Red)
 
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