[Rhodes22-list] Free to Pee! Taxes

[Steven Alm]

May I please be exempt from this?  For the love of Elvis, I shouldn't have
to be tested!  Never mind the taxes, I'm a better show if I'm a little,  ya
know, loose, and I'm on the same page as my guests.   8-)

This is being a professional.  I simply must keep up with my clients in
order to relate to them on their level.  I shouldn't be taxed for good
salesmanship!

Slim Chance and the Gamblers

On Nov 29, 2007 3:06 PM, john Belanger <jhnblngr at yahoo.com> wrote:

> that might be coming.
>
> "KUHN, LELAND" <LKUHN at cnmc.org> wrote:
>
> Brad,
>
> I'm trying to think of a good reason why we drug-test some people who
> get paid our tax dollars and not others.
>
> If your income is from our taxes and you use drugs, our tax dollars are
> paying for your illicit drug use. Doesn't matter if you're on welfare
> or Capitol Hill.
>
> Thank goodness a urinalysis isn't required for sailing!
>
> Lee
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Haslett [mailto:flybrad at gmail.com]
> Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:10 AM
> To: The Rhodes 22 mail list
> Subject: [Rhodes22-list] Free to Pee! Taxes
>
> So I haven't actually read this proposed bill to tax boats, but I will.
> The
> basic gist is that you have to pay a user fee if you can pee ON your
> boat
> instead of OFF your boat (which would expose you some other laws). Fine
> by
> me, by all means lets tax peeing! We could tax breathing but that would
> be
> too difficult to measure. Now here's what really bugs me about this - I
> pee
> for a living. Twice a year I have to pee on command for my gubment
> required
> medical exam and randomly whenever the computer says my number came up,
> and
> always if "I step on my pee unit" or appeared about to do so. Fine, I
> know
> the rules, no problem! How about this? Every time the Congress
> convenes,
> they should have to pee on command and we, the taxpayers, will determine
> what 'boogymen' we're seeking in their pee. Every time someone shows at
> a
> gubment office to collect their check for, whatever, they have to pee.
> I
> pee to make the money that the gubment takes a third of to redistribute,
> it
> seems only fair that folks who did nothing to recieve MY money should
> have
> to follow the same rules. By all means, I support peeing and the taxes
> associated with peeing.
>
> Brad
>
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